IS MY LIFE A JOKE?

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Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:28:59 -0500

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that..."

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:55:35 -0500

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”

- Helen Keller (Sam says it’s not really though)

"You see things; and you say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say,..."

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:51:37 -0500

“You see things; and you say, “Why?” But I dream things that never were; and I say, “Why not?”
George Bernard Shaw”

- George Bernard Shaw

WE SHOULD ALL LIVE BY THESE WORDS!!

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:46:51 -0500

WE SHOULD ALL LIVE BY THESE WORDS!!

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Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:40:56 -0500

Good Morning World!

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 00:16:01 -0500

Hello Tumblees!

My name is Gabrielle! But I prefer to be called Gabby. Gabby really is a good name for me because I am quite talkative. (I’m sure a “gabby” Gabby (lol!))

I always walk the halls of my dorm with a chipper smile on my face. Most of my friends would say it takes a lot to make me even a little mad.

Hi again, my name is Gabby. I hate everyone, I hate the world, my life sucks, my grades suck, I need to get out of Morewood 7e. I am not part of them, I am normal. I hate taking care of people when they’re drunk, I never get drunk.

WHY ARE MY "FRIENDS" FUCKED UP?????

Sun, 07 Nov 2010 22:44:00 -0500

POST 1: DAY 1: 10:43PM

WELL I ATTEND COLLEGE, WE WILL SAY IT’S A COMMUNITY COLLEGE, AND I LIVE ON A FLOOR OF CRIMINALLY INSANE CUNTS. THE BUILDING IS CALLED MOREWOOD. FLOOR 7. WING E, A.K.A THE INSANE ASYLUM!!! THEY ARE ALL FUCKING CRAZY IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. THERE IS:

RACHEL DOKICH-SLUT OF THE FLOOR

SHRUTI KUPPA- THE INSANE INDIAN

ASHLEY CHEN- THE SLUTTY ASIAN

HANNAH DELLABELLA- THE PONYTAIL LOVING SANE GIRL

MICHELLE WOLF- A HOT FUCKING MESS, LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH THE COUCH!!!

SAM LEVINSON- “JEW HATER” EVEN THOUGH HE’S JEWISH

ALEX ZWIREN- THE TALL SKINNY MEAN FUCK

ERIC TELMER- RUDE ASS FUCK WHO WALKED ME HOME ONCE

BENNETT KRIETE- THE BADDEST BLACK BITCH IN THE 717

JULIA GULIA- THE REALEST CRAZY BITCH I’VE EVER MET

LARA MCLEOD- BIG BOOBED BITCH

ELIZABETH KRAMER- AA ONE DAY

JESS DING- CRAZY ASS FUCKING ASIAN WHO NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT

JILLIAN DEPOY- SEX MACHINE OF THE FLOOR

AND ME- WELL……ALL OF THE ABOVE

ONE DAY I WILL BE FUCKING CRAZY FROM THESE BITCHES AND I LOVE IT!!