POST 1: DAY 1: 10:43PM

WELL I ATTEND COLLEGE, WE WILL SAY IT’S A COMMUNITY COLLEGE, AND I LIVE ON A FLOOR OF CRIMINALLY INSANE CUNTS. THE BUILDING IS CALLED MOREWOOD. FLOOR 7. WING E, A.K.A THE INSANE ASYLUM!!! THEY ARE ALL FUCKING CRAZY IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. THERE IS:

RACHEL DOKICH-SLUT OF THE FLOOR

SHRUTI KUPPA- THE INSANE INDIAN

ASHLEY CHEN- THE SLUTTY ASIAN

HANNAH DELLABELLA- THE PONYTAIL LOVING SANE GIRL

MICHELLE WOLF- A HOT FUCKING MESS, LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH THE COUCH!!!

SAM LEVINSON- “JEW HATER” EVEN THOUGH HE’S JEWISH

ALEX ZWIREN- THE TALL SKINNY MEAN FUCK

ERIC TELMER- RUDE ASS FUCK WHO WALKED ME HOME ONCE

BENNETT KRIETE- THE BADDEST BLACK BITCH IN THE 717

JULIA GULIA- THE REALEST CRAZY BITCH I’VE EVER MET

LARA MCLEOD- BIG BOOBED BITCH

ELIZABETH KRAMER- AA ONE DAY

JESS DING- CRAZY ASS FUCKING ASIAN WHO NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT

JILLIAN DEPOY- SEX MACHINE OF THE FLOOR

AND ME- WELL……ALL OF THE ABOVE

ONE DAY I WILL BE FUCKING CRAZY FROM THESE BITCHES AND I LOVE IT!!